Dear Tennyson,
A few weeks ago, a very dear friend of mine visited DC and I brought her to the Tidal Basin for the Cherry Blossom festival. Upon completing our loop around the body of water, we encountered a strange sight -- the picture you see above -- and hordes of homogenously raced couples clamoring to take a photo of the odd racial pairing (what is he anyway? Asian? Mexican?). I suppose one of the cameras belonged to one of the colleges you speak of (Bob Jones?). Funny that you mention it but I did see a mullet family but they were wearing Bread t-shirts, not Meat Loaf Reunion ones. It was a fantastic day at the Cherry Blossom Festival.
adios muchacha.